Your Fortune
I recall a conversation where I told that in the comics HelpDex, the
protagonist has wondered whether God was a programmer and in what programming
language he wrote the universe. Then she had a dream where she heard God
saying "I will tell you in which language I wrote the universe:
Object-Oriented [COBOL](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COBOL)!" at which point
the protagonist wakes up scared.
Then, a different participant who had immigrated from the former Soviet Union
said that he was reminded of a story he read in a Soviet science magazine,
where God and his angels were technicians who kept changing the universe based
on how humans perceived it. Then during the 20th century, they had to implement
subatomic particles, black holes and more, and fondly recalled how they once
took a giant world turtle, put four elephants on top, and called it a day
-- via Shlomi Fish